laughs of the day

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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 27 Aug 2019, 23:39

poshaussie wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 21:04
daib0 wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 12:02
tonyp wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 10:05
A British man is visiting Australia. The customs agent asks him, “Do you have a criminal record?” The British man replies, “I didn’t think you needed one to get into Australia anymore.”
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A: a woolly jumper!
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 06 Sep 2019, 09:45

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 06 Sep 2019, 13:56

Young boy: "Dad, what fun does a priest have?"
Father: "nun...."
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 13 Sep 2019, 19:44

My Dad's advice some years ago;

"If you get into a fight in the pub, put a snooker ball in your sock"

Worst advice ever, I could hardly walk!
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by tonyp » 14 Sep 2019, 09:50

bristleposh wrote:
13 Sep 2019, 19:44
My Dad's advice some years ago;

"If you get into a fight in the pub, put a snooker ball in your sock"

Worst advice ever, I could hardly walk!
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 16 Sep 2019, 16:15

Does anyone know how long you cook those boil in the bag fish?
They don’t give instructions at the funfair.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by tonyp » 16 Sep 2019, 21:51

bristleposh wrote:
16 Sep 2019, 16:15
Does anyone know how long you cook those boil in the bag fish?
Yes.
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